Thursday, September 6, 2007

The Bibliophile needs...

Taking a page from my friend J's livejournal, I googled "[The Bibliophile] needs" and came up with these helpful suggestions:
  • [The Bibliophile] needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful
  • [The Bibliophile] needs Some Good Thoughts
  • [The Bibliophile] needs to refer to Web sites, manuals, and a variety of documentation
  • [The Bibliophile] needs more caffeine
  • [The Bibliophile] needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends-- and whether one of them might be the next victim
  • [The Bibliophile] needs your prayers
  • [The Bibliophile] needs Netflix friends
  • [The Bibliophile] needs to set her sights a little higher
  • [The Bibliophile] needs to choose between two guys
  • [The Bibliophile] needs more time for herself and more attention at home
  • [The Bibliophile] needs your help
Well now. I think that pretty much says it all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm confused. Can you please say more about these transvestite hookers?